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The Barsteward Club didn't start in a boardroom, and it definitely didn't start with a business plan.

I spent 15 years in construction — since I was 15 years old. Hard graft, early starts, the lot. Then the trade caught up with me, and I had to figure out what came next.

So instead of sitting about waiting to see what happened, I decided to build something of my own. No fashion-school background, no industry connections — just sharp British wit and the belief that people would rather wear something that actually makes them laugh than another blank t-shirt.

No fancy nonsense here. Just proper Northern (and Southern, and Scottish, and Welsh, and Irish) humour, put on comfy clobber built for the school run, the sofa, and everywhere in between.

So if you've ever been called a melt, a numpty, a bawbag, or worse by someone who loves you — welcome home. You're one of us now.