2 Pints Prick T-Shirt | Funny British Pub Slogan Tee

Every Still Game fan knows this one. It's the line Jack and Victor fire at Boaby the second they walk through the doors of the Clansman — after he's had his fun taking the mick first. Two words, zero patience, straight to the point.

Wear it as fair warning: you've got the patter of a Craiglang regular and the thirst to match. Designed for anyone who's ever wanted to walk into their local and greet the barman exactly like this. It's comfortable enough for a night in front of the telly, but sharp enough for an actual trip to the pub — assuming you can take the banter that's coming back at you.

Fabric: 100% cotton

Fabric Weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Thin,Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight Stretch

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features: Black, White, Basics, Casual, Sporty, Street, Daily Casual, Gym, Home, Holiday, Outdoor, Running, Pure Cotton, Short Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Regular, Spring, Summer

Print Size: 40*52cm

Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.